Life Man

hottermelon:

getting paid slightly above minimum wage

(via coluring)

keyess:

ltc-kilgore:

if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married 

I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure

(via officialinternet)

justbadpuns:

Puberty is like my shower. It takes a really long time to get hot..

(via justbadpuns)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

(via only1600kids)

precumming:

*Chandelier comes on in public*
Friend - “You better not…" 
Friend - “Please don’t.“ 
Me -

(via besnurched)